Vincent Caffarello


Vincent, Vinny







Vincent "Vinnie" Caffarello is one of the main characters in the EverymanHYBRID ARG. His states his last name is Everyman, referencing the video series that he has created as a guide to fitness and health. In Episode 1: Introduction, Vincent describes the series and gives the audience a link to his twitter: and their email He is listed at the beginning of the introduction as "Your EverymanHYBRID.

In Episode 1, he introduces himself and is the only major character to speak. His video ends with a peculiar view of a forest.

In Episode 2: The Night Jog, he introduces the video and explains the importance of stretching and doing jogging, then continues explaining the beauty of the sunset and explains jogging further as he passes "Slender Man". Later, while Evan explains stretching, "Slender Man" is outside the door, and ends the video with a last minute explanation about stretching.

In Episode 3: Dreams & Eating, Vincent tells everyone what the episode is about and it cuts back to Evan who is at a super market. Halfway into the episode, he is sitting with Evan talking to the audience about eating.

Episode 4: Cardio & Outdoor Activities has Vincent start with explaining some outdoor activities and explains some outdoor activities that can be fun. He also jokingly picks up and runs with Evan on his back at one point, and then demonstrates some running. He speaks with Evan, however the audio is drowned out with distortion as we see "Slender Man". The video then cuts with Vincent speaking about activities one can do without going outside, as "Slender Man" watches through the window. Vincent and Evan then do an activity called "Car Pushing" which they explain as "Slender man" watches. He then lets Evan explain a doll he was given by a little girl that some man told her to give to him, which is most likely fake.

Vincent explains in Episode 5: Upper Body & Arms on many ways to work out the upper body without a gym membership. During his workout, a figure passes by a nearby window, before coming back to stare into the window. During the video, "the lights in Evan's basement all blow out at once", and they turn them back on shortly afterwards. Evan and Vincent both continue the episode talking about some different machines one can use to exercise and prices while a figure in the dark walks away. Evan tries to play music and then instantly shuts if off, playing it off as being broken, probably again as part of a stunt to incite that "Slender Man" is nearby. The duo conclude the video with talking about the exercise machines.

Episode: "..." starts with random footage, and it appears someone named Nick broke into Evan's house and impersonated Slender Man. Vincent convinces him they can use that on their next episode. Despite this, Vincent thinks this joke has gone too far, and discusses it with Jeff, while Evan coughs in the background. Vincent implies Nick has done it. Both discussion participants seem especially unnerved that there was absolutely no way out of whatever room they found "Slender Man" in, yet no Slender Man was found.

In episode 6, however, as the episode begins to come to a close, Jeff head back with Vincent and notice a figure in the back of his car, the two assume it is Dave. When they arrive, it's gone, and the camera is messing up very unusually. The group then spots "Slender Man" in the house already, except this time they legitimately don't know where it came from, and head in to investigate the house, on alert. When they get upstairs, they talk with and then turn around to find Slender Man in the nearby room, who shuts the door without touching it. They all burst into the room looking, but find no trace of anyone, and this signals where they are being chased by the real Slender Man. The crew is noticeably startled when they can't find any trace of anyone in the room despite no exits and them being on the second floor of the house.

Episode: "Public Service Announcement" has Vincent (on camera with Evan and Jeff with an unknown cameraman) admitting that the entire time they've been pranking with a fake Slender Man just for fun, but with the break in to Evan's house, they feel they should address this as someone took the joke too far. Evan, understandably angry, states he wants to know who it was, but that if they come clean he'll forgive them, however if they don't and he catches them then "there will be very negative repercussions". At that the three walk off camera.

Episode: "A day in the life" is the attempt by the crew to have a calm easy episode, this episode featuring Alex, Jeff, Evan, Vincent, Jessa, and Ryan. The group basically goofs around for a while. Nothing of any real substance happens.

Episode: "Our Two Part Special on Sleeping & Dreams: Preview" has the group starting an experiment on sleep deprivation. Vincent and Jeff will be recording their behavior while depriving.

In Episode "Sleep Lab Part 1- Sleep Deprivation", Vincent and Jeff update the public on how they've been doing. They also say they're starting a journal to record hallucinations just in case. Vincent takes Jeff into the nearby room and states within ten seconds, somehow a series of photos from their video "A day in the life" are hanging from the ceiling with lots of the images covered in marker, and the weird mouse doll they got in Episode 3 is now laying on the floor burned. They seem to laugh it off, and assume Evan did it as a joke, so they head to scare Evan. Evan never really gets an answer as to why they bugged him, but he plays along and they play sword fight. The duo conclude with the fact that the experiment will most likely end soon.

Episode "- - -" contains video of everyone mostly talking randomly, but at one point Jeff shows up and argues with Vincent. Evan asks what's up, and Jeff mentions a shrine in the back room. Vincent tries to tell him it was Alex and that it can just be played off, except Jeff argues that he wasn't home during the time, and Jeff is getting angry and scared as to why now they're getting these weird instances. Vincent argues they can't let whoever is bugging them win, as it's a sign that they get their way. Jeff admits he loves the EverymanHYBRID project, but the creepy junk happening around them isn't worth it. Evan points out at this point nothing can be done, and Vincent jumps on that argument and tells Jeff they can only fight against him by keeping going. Vincent then demands the camera be shut off. Later the footage of them talking comes back, and Vincent promises if they get another occurrence they'll stop. Evan then continues and hints at the idea that he believes that it really is Slenderman this time.

Episode "Slushpops and Surprises" contains the trio talking once more, and they go upstairs for some 'slushpops', where Vincent finds a note with an odd black cross on it, and the note says "W 074 41 097". They dismiss it and the video stops and you hear breathing along with white on black words that say "CENTER THE TRAGIC HERO AND HIS UNATTAINABLE COMPANION. ]]"

Episode 7: "Self Defense (Plus a message to all HYBRIDS)" starts with Vincent and Evan showing self defense lessons with Jeff playing cameraman. They talk about Yoga as well.

Episode "Joke's Over" contains Evan and Vincent introducing the video as they had difficulties. The video itself shows the group giving some hiking tips when Slender Man shows up. Despite Evan's attack, he gets away, and they find suspended garbage bags that appear to be filled with blood and dead animals. Evan bursts into hysterical laughter. Later that evening Vincent admits that Jeff has gone missing of his own accord, and that when they called Jessa (hoping she'd know where he is), she didn't pick up.

Episode "Jeff" has Evan and Vincent show up at Jeff's house to speak with Alex, Jeff's brother. For some reason the door opens showing Slender Man in the hallway, then the video cuts back and Alex answers the door. Neither Evan nor Vincent bring this up, so it's entirely possible they're fully unaware it occurred. At the time they talk to Alex, he states the last time that he spoke to his brother was a full three days ago. He also seems to no longer be responding to his phone. Alex is under the assumption Jessa broke up with him due to her not contacting Jeff period. Alex permits the duo to peruse Jeff's things in hopes they may hold clues to his whereabouts. They find a picture, but it doesn't seem to be too helpful, however Evan locates a USB drive in Jeff's room on top of the book "House of Leaves". and inside the book is a card that says "I'm onto something" along with a paragraph circled that says "Why did God create a dual universe? So he might say 'Be not like me. I am alone.' And it might be heard."

Episode "78of76.avi" seems to be the group breaking into an abandoned building from episode "A day in the life". It is apparent that it is dark and covered in sand, with waves of water pushing in. What importance this has is uncertain at this episode.

Episode "Reunion" has the group once again reunited. Jeff states he'll go over what he found later, but first the guys want to show the viewers something important. Vincent admits that it is weird that Jeff found confidential records in a burned out abandoned building. Vincent continues to admit the whole group went to said building. They found a weird note and some odd stuff happens, which Vincent "Doesn't want to jump to conclusions on", which angers Evan who believes that this isn't a prank. The camera cuts out to the group in a flashback inside the building. In there Jeff admits he never found out exactly how the fire started. Jeff then admits the papers were found in one of the lockers, which confuses the rest of the group. Vincent references the room looking a lot like Silent Hill, and that the records were here. During their visit in this room Slenderman is clearly watching them, but they never notice. They locate a new paper that was handwritten. It appears to be an apology letter of some sort. When they leave the room, Vincent lowers his camera and holds it at his side, which catches video of The Operator standing in the open looking at them.

Episode "Cops checked no body" starts with the group in a car with "Jessie", a woman they know from the internet. Jeff notes that they keep getting cards that say "Greetings from the land of Ashen Wastes" and that Jessa is still missing. Evan attempts to explain their situation to Jessie about what's going on as she doesn't know anything about their situation, and Jessie notes she is rather concerned as to Jessa just being missing. They all say they're hoping that Jessa is where they are headed. Vincent notes that people are telling them that videos are on their YouTube profile channel, yet they note the videos aren't there (referencing the fact that some videos on their channel appear invisible to them). They also note that Damsel is potentially behind their problem, as the basement shrine had "Canyouseethewords" everywhere, and they note that, unlike in the sleep lab, they no longer believe it was Alex, but rather believe it is their Slender Stalker or Damsel. They also go over the school incident from the previous episode, and speak about a Dr. Corenthal. Jessie admits that her uncles last name is Corenthal. The group shows interest in the topic, but Jessie didn't know him well, and that her uncle was estranged. The group stops at a location where there is a lot of old wreckage that may have happened in a fire. Vincent speaks with Jeff alone that they are completely uncertain why they're even here as they have no clues to go on, but Jeff insists to persevere in the area. Vincent notes Jeff staring at one point, and turns the camera to see what he's looking at. They notice a body, but Vincent repeatedly says "she's just sleeping" (clearly not believing himself). Jeff tells him to call someone, however he notes that the cops don't believe them and they aren't supposed to be in this area. Jeff immediately believes she is dead, and Vincent insists he goes first. Jeff retrieves an item from the woman's hand, and there are cuts along her wrist. Just as Jeff pulls back, Vincent points out a white figure that darts across the background. Evan and Jessie are talking back at the car, when they hear Vincent tell them they have to run. The video cuts out.


  • A doll given to Evan by "a little girl from a man".
  • The first appearance of the real Slender Man, who then begins to truly stalk the crew.
  • The fake Slender Man staring at Vincent through the window
  • It is assumed that "Slender Man" is standing by the other side of the pole, and again is a fake.
  • The fake Slender Man watching Vincent and Evan.
  • Only one of the first many sightings of the fake Slender Man.
  • The figure stands in the dark before walking away
  • A strange photo of a forest, indicating Slender Man to be nearby, although this is only one of many stunts to use Slender Man as a marketing device for their videos.
  • The figure, circled, walks by the window and stares in
  • An odd letter with a symbol on it.