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Since I was bored last night (And my brain was somehow on crack), I decided to write a few rules to avoid making Slenderman mad.

NOTE: These rules apply to the Creepypasta Fandom Slenderman. I do not know if these rules will work on the real Slenderman.

  1. DO NOT call him any of the following:
  • Slim Jim
  • Slenderp
  • Splendor/Trender/Offender
  • Hentai Monster

2. DO NOT ruin his pages (Example: "Don't look, I'm taking a dump)

3. DO NOT, no matter how tempting it is, draw on his face.

4: DO NOT CLIMB ON HIM!

5: DO NOT say he should be in hentai

6. For Heaven's sake, DO NOT EVER go to the bathroom in his woods!

7. NEVER give him a reason to kill you (Example, being cocky)

8: Don't assume that Masky and Hoody love cheesecake (They might, they might not.)

9: Don't blame everything on him.

Last, but certainly the most important

10: DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, STAB ANYONE IN HOPES OF BECOMING A PROXY!

I hope you learned a thing or two from these rules. Follow them, and you should be safe. Feel free to add any rules. Until next time, my patients.

Sincerely,

Doctor Unknown

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