Since I was bored last night (And my brain was somehow on crack), I decided to write a few rules to avoid making Slenderman mad.
NOTE: These rules apply to the Creepypasta Fandom Slenderman. I do not know if these rules will work on the real Slenderman.
- DO NOT call him any of the following:
- Slim Jim
- Hentai Monster
2. DO NOT ruin his pages (Example: "Don't look, I'm taking a dump)
3. DO NOT, no matter how tempting it is, draw on his face.
4: DO NOT CLIMB ON HIM!
5: DO NOT say he should be in hentai
6. For Heaven's sake, DO NOT EVER go to the bathroom in his woods!
7. NEVER give him a reason to kill you (Example, being cocky)
8: Don't assume that Masky and Hoody love cheesecake (They might, they might not.)
9: Don't blame everything on him.
Last, but certainly the most important
10: DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, STAB ANYONE IN HOPES OF BECOMING A PROXY!
I hope you learned a thing or two from these rules. Follow them, and you should be safe. Feel free to add any rules. Until next time, my patients.