Onward to the promised land!
To the land where the Devil with the hamster on his head cannot defile!
To the land where we can be actual human beings with logical thinking brains!
OI! WOMAN! TELL ME WHERE MY BASEBALL BAT IS SO YOU CAN HIT ME AS HARD AS YOU CAN!Read more >
Nicholas, Nick, Composer...those are the names that I've come to know you as. And I'm all too aware that you won't see this blog post, and honestly I'm not even sure if a blog post is a way to send my deepest condolences. But...if it is ever possible that you are watching this from within the Elysium Fields, the halls of Valhalla, or the Garden of Heaven...I don't know just anywhere that is paradise, I want you to know that I am incredibly and deeply sorry for any wrongdoings I've committed against you.
For quite a long time now, I've acted childish in your presence. And this was mainly due to mental reasons which have been resolved a long time ago. And when things concerning your life here and outside became in disarray, I was still willin…Read more >
Hmm. Well, one of the most requested Death Battles has just been announced on ScrewAttack. And that battle is none other than Bowser vs Ganondorf. I'm excited yet nervous at the same time. Mainly because of the fact that they are both one of Nintendo's most recognizable and recurring villains in their respectable franchises. They both steal the princess. They both want to rule a world and beyond. They both are ridiculously powerful. They both keep coming back no matter how severe the consequence of their loss is. I love Bowser and Ganondorf. Bowser more so than the latter, but that would be just bias...
Not to mention that whoever loses will result in ScrewAttack receiving an intense amount of rage from the fans. In my opinion, that outcome…Read more >